English Murder

Well I'm supposed to do a product review today but since I left my camera, I might as well put it off to another day. And so instead of a review, I'll share to you guys some funny english grammar fail. Hahaha :p I know there's a lot out there, but here are a few that I found online. Feel free to comment and add in more and I will update my list of English: You're Doing it Wrong

1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
2. Both of you stand together separately.
3. Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside?
4. Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself.
5. I have two daughters, both are girls.
6. Give me a blue pen of any color.
7. The principal is revolving around the corridor.
8. All of you stand in a straight circle.
9. Open the window. Let the airforce come in.

Haha did any of these make you laugh? Well it surely did cackle me up a bit. I hope these made you laugh too :)